{"id":222,"date":"2026-05-28T09:25:46","date_gmt":"2026-05-28T09:25:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/deanova.net\/?p=222"},"modified":"2026-05-28T09:25:46","modified_gmt":"2026-05-28T09:25:46","slug":"people-always-said-joe-biden-was-a-robot-turns-out-they-were-right-all-along","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deanova.net\/?p=222","title":{"rendered":"People Always Said Joe Biden Was a Robot\u2026 Turns Out They Were Right All Along"},"content":{"rendered":"<p dir=\"auto\">For years, people joked that Joe Biden was a glitchy robot controlled by someone behind the scenes. The stiff movements, the lost stares, the random whispers \u2014 it was all just &#8220;conspiracy theory&#8221; according to the mainstream media.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"auto\">Today, the mask finally slipped.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"auto\">In this shocking moment, Biden\u2019s synthetic skin peeled back during a public appearance, revealing the cold metallic endoskeleton and glowing red robotic eye underneath. Wires, circuits, and advanced machinery exposed for the entire world to see.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"auto\">Was it a malfunction? A planned reveal? Or has the most powerful man in the world actually been an android this entire time?<\/p>\n<p dir=\"auto\">The internet is losing its mind right now. Conspiracy theorists are celebrating, while officials are scrambling to do damage control.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"auto\">One thing is clear: You can\u2019t hide the truth forever.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"auto\">What do you think \u2014 real glitch or deep state technology?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>For years, people joked that Joe Biden was a glitchy robot controlled by someone behind the scenes. The stiff movements, the lost stares, the random <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/deanova.net\/?p=222\" title=\"People Always Said Joe Biden Was a Robot\u2026 Turns Out They Were Right All Along\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":223,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/deanova.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/deanova.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/deanova.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deanova.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deanova.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=222"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/deanova.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":224,"href":"https:\/\/deanova.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222\/revisions\/224"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deanova.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/223"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/deanova.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deanova.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deanova.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}